All About Her ...

Gotta love leftovers ...

2006-09-28T20:44:00.000-07:00

AHAHA so this new apartment we have is very hard to explain! I wouldn't say that its a dump ... but it has characteur... lots and lots of characteur! So we have recently discovered that the old tenants smoked... everytime we vacume we can over taken by the raunchy smell of old stale cigarettes... its a very unattractive quality in your living space!

Christies room happens to be the worst of the whole house (bwahaha ... serves her right for drawing the big room out of the bowl!). She has come to the conclusion that after the couple that lived here had sweaty, hot, kinky, stinky sex, they would smoke and let their small dog shit all over the floor... hence why her room always stinks!

oh man... that is just one of the purks. Another is the small infestation of mini spiders... The bugs like to follow Jenny. Our floors, doors, walls and windows are all slanted and the windows and doors dont reallt close properly... hehe its a very safe place... I swear!

I think the selling factor is the floor to ceiling pink, green and white tile... its so... classy!

HAHA ...

oh and just so you know... if you have ever been out drinking with us... chances are you have made it on to our soon-to-be-famous wall of fame!

Woot Woot

2006-06-26T18:11:00.000-07:00

Right now I am sitting on my deck, drinking beer and eating cheesecake... my dads pick for dinner! HAHA.. its awesome. Well since my last blog I have not been doing a lot, I am slightly more busy as I am picking up more shifts at Tony Romas! I am bored to death at work... ahh this stupid data entry sucks a great deal.... 4 more days Kenzi!! This firday I am headed camping with Jenny on our Annual Camping trip, but I have to work sat, sun, mon so I am only going up for fri night.... kinda sucks cause the weather was suposed to rock this weekend... 32 degress!! Woot.

I got pictures of Iris Arabella from Yoan and Allison... shes way too cute!! I will upload some soon so that you can all awww at her..but my thing is being gay right now!

19 days until Craigory comes out.. woot... I miss that boy!

Christina.... I hope Africa is going well...I read your blog every week and I am so jelaous that you are there right now... you shall view the world through an enlightened set of eyes!

Laura... i miss you my woman.. and I sent you a pkg... its little but awesome!

haha oh and Ranchmans was wicked.... i love when lesbians doing interpretive dances to country music tell me I'm hot... phew... what a night! oh and Rob... next time dont check your standards at the door... they are required even on one's 21st b-day!!

Craig.... i love your drunk phone calls/messages.... made my might.. but damn you for torturing me at work :P

Georgio Armani... ahh I have no words...but if I keep seeing you randomly downtown at 730 am ... I may have to relinquish our friendship as I dont want syphillis!

Updates!

2006-06-11T11:19:00.000-07:00

Hey Everyone,

Well I have to apologize for lacking in the communication since I got home. I can't really say I have been super busy... actually I was so bored I took on more jobs!! But Anywho I am going to try to email everyone once and awhile, while I am home for the summer!

So far I have not done alot except work! I went to a huge used book sale at a farmers market with Jenny and Jamie, and I saw the movie The Breakup. Other then that I have visited Ben-Jamin, Jason, Steve, of course Jenny (we are attched at the right nipple), Jamie, saw some people that I havent seen since high school (didnt mention names because they wernt important then, and have remained that way), Jenna, and I think thats about it so far. I am trying to lay low this summer to help save funds! I want to have money this year when I go back to school!

I am super excited for July 15th, because my sper cute boyfriend, Craig, is comming out to see me and the west for a week! I have a busy week planned, as there is alot to see and we opnly have 7 days! Yes, unfortunatly I am subjecting him to my parents, and for those who have met them you can just imagine the intersting things that will happen! Hopefully it doesnt involve too much alcohol consumption or dad will bust some pelic thrusts out and my mom will talk about her deep love for Rod Stewart! oh dear :S

This weekend I am helping my sister with her English 30 project... HAHAHA I so dont miss high school... so gay! Oh and once I get pictures from her grd I will post them... damn she looked beautiful!

Well i am off to help cut and paste! Woot

Later skaters

home!!

2006-05-12T07:09:00.000-07:00

YAY I survived my 2nd Year of University!! Woot! Well my marks were less then stellar...they have definitly taken a slide from first year.. no more A's, and mostly C's. But atleast I am done for another 4 months.

I started back to work on wed am.. I got back Tues night, so I was a bit bagged by the time friday came around! I lived out of my suitcase for 3 days.. that was fun! OOO we got moved into our apartment, and I will spare everyone the details... lets just leave it at the toilets were black!

So far work is going alright, it was stressfull the first few days because alot of the processes have changed( and they didnt tell me about the changes!), but everyone assumed that since I have been working here for 3 years that I could just do everything perfectly... so that was interesting.. I almost cried my 2nd day!

My weekends have been super boring, I have been doing alot of nothing ... since well I only have one friend in Calgary.. and that would be Jenny! I am definitly missing my friends in Ottawa... and I am going to be staying in Ottawa next summer... cause clearly a summer of seclusion with my parents will probably result in homicide or possibly suicide... both of which I would like to avoid!

Heres a list of things I have learned to far:
- ALWAYS wear a mask when utilizing Easy-Off Oven cleaner
- Never wear a skirt when filing on high shelves
- wear gloves and armor when dealing with potential hazzards for paper cuts
- don't hang out with people you havent seen in 3 years.. there's usually a reason
- and there is no such thing as too much hand sanitizer

and well thats it so far!

love you all

Patho sucks my balls

2006-04-26T17:47:00.000-07:00

So I havent posted in like decades.. but that was because I was studying my ass off for my pathophysiology exam.. ya pretty much the worst course I have taken this far in my university career. So the weekend before the final I studied 9 hours both sat and sun and 7 hours mon and the week before I studied atleast 5 hours every day for it.. and well I wrote it monday and failed it.. I know of one answer out of 70 that I got right.. other then that I am pretty much screwed... not cool. Not only did I almost cry before, during and after that test, but i was so depressed I didnt get out of bed for 2 days... well not that bad.. i did go to bed after the exam and did not rise till the next day! I have 2 exams left Psych on thurs from 7-10 and Nursing on Fri from 9:30-12:30. Then I am done for the summer!! woot... Craigory comes on friday ... I am so excited.. but it will be sad because I wont see him again unitll July 14... when he travels to calgary for a vacation! Lucky him... vacationing with the Follett's... apparently jenny did not warn him about my family :S

Well I should go make cookies.. yess... courtney is becoming domesticated... EKKK

ahh the sister

2006-03-26T01:12:00.000-08:00

YAY so my little sister came out friday for a wee visit!! mang she brought me some awesome gifts. Shes so cute.. I got a care package with a pot pie, 2 shirts, a skirt, birth control pills (want to avoid poppin out babies), cheques, a beautiful skirt, and a cd... woot!

We went to dinner... mmm vietnamese... and gellato! Then we saw Failure to launch.. very funny movie.. and cute! Then sat was a shopping day!! we did alright... got most of the grad accessories and at a pretty decent price!

Steph received her very first marriage proposal and saw some serious street vomit.. all classic finds in downtown Ottawa!

Then we hit up christies for what was suposed to be a girls only porn party.. beer, boxers and beaters, porn and junk food.. but since we are all chicken shit and didnt want to open a porn account (incase it comes back to haunt us in the presedential elections year 2056) so we opted out for some classic chick flicks... we had your Say anything, Cider house rules, city of angels and three men and a baby.. all awesome... the party was suposed to end with sixteen candels... but i had to get the minor home to bed! poor little gaffer!

I got a cute call from a certain bf of mine... haha i love his drunk calls!! He gets very talkative and open its pretty humerous!! I miss him lots.... but his phone calls in an intoxicated state are defintly wonderful and make up for it!!!

well I am going to stay up and talk to drunken aj on msn.. man this kid is histerical.. AJ when i get back to calgary i am sending you out to get hammered and then msg me all night on msn.. your ridiculous... bring garbs too!

T minus 2 days!!

2006-03-15T20:21:00.000-08:00

So YAY its almost St. Patties day!! The best day of the entire school year... I love that no matter what day it lands on practically every single person in Ottawa hulls their asses to the bar! Makes it often difficult to get in, so we have to go early, which just means we get additional drinking time and an excuse to go to the bar at noon without labels! Last year Christie ( my hot future roomate) and I created a new tradition, party before going to the bar, party at the bar and of course continue it all night, no sleeping allowed, and head out for a yummy breakfast in the am!! Its a very awesome tradition except that last year we were in res, and well the breakfast al algonquin college sucks balls... big hairy monkey ones.. I am not a fan of fake eggs! This year we vowed to go to F & S ( clearly the best, cheapest breakfast on the planet). I believe its party at christies ... poker and drinking... then headed to on tap .. ughhhh.. then back to christies.. then breakfast.. then start my essay!! Now I hate on tap... mostly cause its usually packed whenever I go, the ppl there are bubble invaders (like every other bar), there is no where to escape the crowd and the bathroom always smells like puke... not sure if its cause the patrons cant hold their liquor or if there is extremely bad air circulation.. either way pee breaks are less then pleasent... but I do hear that the beer is only 2 bucks and we have a hot nurse Nikki working the tubs.. so honestly.. whats not to enjoy! Hopefully the night goes as planned and p to the s if anyone passes out.. expect consequences.. go hard or go home ppl!

My most recent desire

2006-03-09T23:11:00.000-08:00

I have decided tonight while watching a gay movie with my woman that I now want a pig. Not just any pig of course... it must be pink and have a blonde mowhawk. I shall name it Fiona! SWEEEEET!

Ladies Drop your pants at the door!!

2006-03-08T22:18:00.000-08:00

Alright so the lovely Miss Christie and I have decided to hold our first anual Porn party. As scandalas as it sounds, we will be holding a porn party sometime before the end of the year. Its for ladies only, the dress code will be a beater and a pair of mens boxers, the drink of choice should be beer... but for those more delicate ladies anything will work as long as alcohol is a key ingredient. Details to follow but we better see all your beautiful faces and cute boxer-clad bottoms at our porn party!

Good Morning!

2006-03-08T15:26:00.000-08:00

Don't you just love when you wake up and have a cute message waiting for you? Well if you all don't I sure do :D. haha I woke up this am and had the cutest message from that something bf of mine... it was adorable and definitly made my day! Thanks babe!

Strike time ?!?!

2006-03-07T22:25:00.000-08:00

STRIKE IS ON!!

This is only exciting if it lasts through to the weekend... I would enjoy a bit of extra time to study and get a head start on my essay... but I am thinking that if it lasts longer then that I will very much be screwed... :S

Ever had...

2006-03-07T22:21:00.000-08:00

Have you ever had a song stuck in your brain and no matter what you do (including lighting yourself on fire) it will not leave?!?! Thanks to Craig I have been experiencing that since about friday night! He always listens to Alone by Alice in Chains in the car... and consequently I have no been able to relieve my brain of its lyrics since. Its a good song so I don't mind... I would be slightly annoyed if it was hung up by madonna and definintly suicidal if it was anything by coldplay... so I supose it could be worse!!

My weekend ...

2006-03-07T21:57:00.000-08:00

This past weekend I went to Waterloo to visit Craig. I usually take the bus (Greyhound) to Toronto and then he picks me up in Toronto and we drive back to waterloo. It makes for a super long day cause it is a 6 hour bus ride to Toronto and then atleast 2 hours to Waterloo depending on traffic... it sucks... and then we both are super tired... him more so then me cause he works like a bastard all week and then I make him drive all over Ontario at the end of his work week!! How nice of me eh!! Then despite our tiredness we stay up until like 3 am... ahhh we are genius's! Then Saturday was spent sleeping until 1:30pm and didnt get ready until 4:00pm and then we drove to Oakville to see Craig's best friend Corey. It had the makings of a fun night... and don't get me wrong it was fun... but Corey and his fiance Kim had a higly anticipated domestic at the bar after dinner which led to a distracted Corey! The domestic sucked but it was very humerous to those watching... I considered it prime entertainment! Then on sunday we stayed in bed until 11:55am when check out was 12:00pm... haha... and then he drove my ass back to Toronto... and this is where all the fun begins!

So I get on the bus in Toronto.. all excited cause we left 15 min early... which meant i got into Ottawa atleast 15 min early and could start my mini egg fest with my woman! All buses to and from Toronto are packed... meaning I always have a bus buddy and since Greyhound is the cheapest transportation around I am guarenteed to be surrounded by characteurs. My bus buddy this trip was a lovely young stinky black man who decided to confess his love for his mother for 2 hours (despite my obvious attempts to study!). After this 2 hour confession our bus broke down just outside the lovely and isolated town of Tweed. Now earlier in the trip the two gentlemen behind me decided to crack open a 40oz of rum purchased in the dominican for 3 dollars! So by the time the bus broke down they we both riped! We get a new bus 30minutes later.. get all settled in and the 2 guys behind me decide to smoke in the bathroom... i love it when my eyes burn and my lungs collapse! After their smoke break they sat back down and shortly after one guy... who clearly can't hold his liquor... decides that he is going to vomit allover himself and myself instead to going to the bathroom (may i add that he was intoxicated but still able to walk at this point). So after he pukes on me and all over himself the guy beside him grabs a bag so he can continue gracing the world with his insides. At this point his mother decides its a good time to come check on her delinquent 24 yr old son. She then switches seats with the guy currently sitting beside him. This very charming young man then decides it is necessary to whip is bag of stomach contents at his mother. So at this point I am covered in puke, a random carleton university student is covered in vomit, his mother in covered and so is he... not to mention the floor, seats and windows.. pretty much everything but the toilet! Now after this has occured I looked at my watch and realized that I still have 2.5 hrs left on this hot stinky packed bus and left to sit in a strangers vomit, only to be forced to take a city bus back to my apartment after I leave the greyhound station.

So to recap I had a great weekend until sunday at approx. 2:15pm!

GO GO POWER RANGERS!!

2006-02-24T18:34:00.000-08:00

haha k so Jenny, Jamie and I are the power rangers ( yes we are still missing 2.. but ignore that minor complication!). Jenny is the pink one, Jamie is the blue one and I am green!! haha we haven't gone over all the details yet but I have aquired my first crime fighting weapong from jarrod today.... A green cheese grator!!!! How awesome is that! woot woot

song of the day

2006-02-24T15:00:00.000-08:00

Tonight I wanna Cry by keith urban... yes I know its country people... but its a good song!

Ahh extended family!!

2006-02-24T09:02:00.000-08:00

I heart my aunt!! haha she sent me the cutest care package ever... very random but sweet! This awesome care package included:

1) 1000 Fruit to go bars
2) apple cider mix
3) Chicklets
4) vitamen C halls
5) timmy hoes gc's
6) LCBO gc
7) tums?!?!
8) hand lotion
9) body scrub (yay soft skin)
10) tylenol (which is perfect since I have been getting lots of headaches)
11) a cute letter!

haha it was the best/most random package ever... made my week!

2006-02-22T18:22:00.000-08:00

AWWWWW I AM TICKLED!!! and if you're Jenny you know why!!!

YAY I heart visitors!

2006-02-22T15:06:00.000-08:00

This past weekend was awesome!! Hahaha I had my two hot friends Heather and Jarrod come to Ottawa for their spring break and then I got to also spend the whole weekend with my hot something bf... haha it was a good weekend.. haven't spent time with him in like a month... blast these long distance relationships!! Friday night was interesting.. my poor calgarians had to spend like 15hours on a stuffy plane or in an airport.. HAHA sucked to be them! Saturday night was a little more eventful.. just ask mandie how it was!! we headed to the Heart and Crown.. it was a little cozy.. we lost 90% of the people we came with due to the 40 oz flu!! Sunday was quiet.. involved movies and ice cream... oh and weiner wraps.... freaking awesome.... mmmmmmmmm! Kait came in from calgary on monday... we had quite the day ... we dragged Jarrod to all the chick stores... haha watching him scope out soaps at Lush was too funny!! Then we ate at mrs. saigon.... "care bear countdown 5-4-3-2-1.. shareeeeeeee"!! ahaha Tuesday was a study all day and then a ladies night + jarrod at Gracies... ahh some things should never change!! Then it was a classic Dennys-after-a-night-of-drinking moment! It was awesome to see Lisa agian... wholy chicky its been like a year! Today was more studying and cleaning of the apartment... definitly necessary! Tonight its a kareokee night at F&S!! woot woot

My Inner Battle for Peace ...

2006-02-22T14:39:00.000-08:00

Ahhh I bet no one knows this about me is that I am not a fan of a) being vulnerable b) getting hurt (kinda goes with a) c) not being in control of what happens to me (wow that makes me sound like a control freak... I don't think I am :S)!!!! I think what it all comes down to is that I don't like feeling like I am lost or out of control... more so then the need to control everything in my life. Maybe thats a basic human fear.. I am not sure but its really annoying! Consequently I don't let alot of people into my "bubble" and when I first do, it appears to cause my little world to go slightly off balance!! I supose a good thing is that once you are in that bubble you are pretty much their for life!! I think that from past experiences I have been conditioned to read into things more then I should.. which is also annoying because unless things are spelled out 100% clear for me I can't depict what you are trying to say... I analyze all the different things one could have meant by their statement and then on top of that I suck big balls hairy monkey balls at reading between the lines!! I think god forgot to give me the normal woman powers... I mean clearly I do have some of them, but the good ones like reading between the lines I dont have.. a girl could use in this day and age!! I know that I shouldn't be reading into things and over thinking every situation.. too just take things at face value.. but for some reason even though I know better I am constantly fighting myself to not do it.. and usually my comon sense looses!!!

Thought for the night,aiding in my further procrastination

2006-01-26T20:13:00.000-08:00

Hrmmm, So since this entry is about being girly the writting will have to be in pink... sorry people..its a must. I have decided that being a girl sometimes sucks... and no I am not talking about all the various menstral issues andof course the retardedly long labour or the fact that there are endless double standards... although those are all good reasons to be resentful of your ovaries!! I am talking about my over analyitical issues. I have serious issues with over analyizing everything... its super annoying and causes me far too much undo stress. BLAST!! And the most annoying part of it is if anyone actually new that I over analyized things (well now they do) I get lumped into the stupid girl category... even though 99% of the time I am definitly not. Vicious Vicious cycle!! HAHA

2006-01-23T15:57:00.000-08:00

Work like it's not for the money, Love like you've never been hurt, and Dance like no one's watching

Craigory

2006-01-21T20:21:00.000-08:00

hehehe so the hottie with the dark hair is my adorable something boyfriend! haha dont ask what a something boyfriend is people, just go with the flow! Clearly I am only with him for his adorable nephew... I tried to put a pic up but its not happening .. so just invison a 2 year old version of him with blonde hair sleeping.. and that would be aaron!

Welcome Iris!

2006-01-21T20:00:00.000-08:00

My friend from cuba welcomed his first baby to the world, Iris Arabellla Rodriguez, on december 22, 2005! Congrats guys!

Snowboarding @ Sunshine

2006-01-12T23:51:00.000-08:00

New Years Eve '06

2006-01-12T23:48:00.000-08:00

Ladies Night @ Whisky (Calgary)

2006-01-12T23:45:00.000-08:00

Christmas at the Folletts!!

2006-01-12T23:26:00.000-08:00

Well christmas was pretty normal ... for us this year... Kaos ate all the decoration (yes, even the glass bulbs) .. he is like the grinch! He also balded our angel, so our tree was toped with a cancerous angel :(. Every year Steph and I are woken up at like 10 am for christmas, even as little kids we had a great habit of sleeping in! This definitly benifited my parents, but I am not liking the getting up so that we can open gifts... I am giving serious thought to stealing steve's idea about opening gifts on christmas eve.. although that would cut into the singing of christmas carols at church! We managed to get a cooked turkey this year... man my moma is an awsome cook ... except for turkey... she cant cook one for the life of her... so my dad took over this year ( thank god!) Here are some pictures!!

annonymous

2006-01-02T20:39:00.000-08:00

okay people... whom is this annonymous character... seriously .. hrmmm. Well shim has some very interesting comments on both blogs... ewspecially the fat bastard one.. histerical and yet he bears an uncanning resemblence. SKETCHY. Jenny I think we need to get Inspector Gadgets number .. I think my mom has it from her last criminal investigation. I am sure he would be more then willing to help us out.... ahhh I will get to the bottom of this.

and P to the S... I update my blog when I am not in calgary hanging with friends and family.. and possibly yourself .. :S

Exams

2005-12-19T09:33:00.001-08:00

I have decided that my new method of studying 2 weeks ahead of time for my finals is not benifitting me in the slightest. I did better on my exams last year when I only studied for like 2 days... I am not impressed. Anatomy basically bent more over... twice!! and Pharm... well i din;t think I failed it but... Brutal.... I dont believe I did stellar either... ahh now off to study statistics... I blow at this subject... I think I suffer from serious math anxiety cause the concepts are really not that difficult!! I am just challanged

Second Worst Fear

2005-12-19T09:33:00.000-08:00

My second worst fear is Rita McNeil... need I say more

Best Website EVER!!! Courtney Rediscovers urban dictonary

2005-12-17T23:03:00.000-08:00

Oh my goodness.. I had forgotten about the most ingenius site created by man... www.urbandictionary.com This is nuts.. I used to spend hours.. literally hours on here looking up the most ridiculous words ever and then using them in converstaions... which by the way is awsome.. cause it totally throws people off their game!! HAHA I love it.. but warning.. it is addictive and should not be accessed during finals.

random thought of the day...

2005-12-17T22:52:00.000-08:00

I had never really thought about this untill I was talking to Craig tonight... I envy bald woman. I dont know how they have the confidence to walk around this world so exposed. I know it sounds really superfical.. and well it kinda is, but I think I would seriously cry if I had no hair. I think thats my worst fear... going bald! I don't think I could handle having everyone stare at me as I walked around feeling uterly ... naked.

Anywho... another odd random thought.. but atleast my brain is still functioning in some form

Addicted

2005-12-05T00:06:00.000-08:00

I swore I would never be the girl to just lye there like a rug and take whatever you happened to throw at me or spill on me. Then I find myself doing just that. You managed to suck all the life out of me, manipulate me, and change me into someone I didnt recognize. Not that I am blaming it all on you, it was also my fault for surrendering all my power as a woman to you, giving you access to my thoughts and feelings and allow you to take over me as a person. The sad thing is, I don't think I will ever really be over you, you took more from me then I think I was ready to give.. and I dont mean the physical me... the emotional me... the me that no one really ever gets to see ( the part that is reserved for only me). You call me and I cant answer because I know that if I give in just that once, I will revert to what things used to be like. I always considered myself a very strong individual, and it takes all of that strengh to resisit you, you are my one temptation.. the one thing I can't say no too... your like a drug. Everywhere I go, you're there.. I can't escape you... And it kills me to know that I still give you that power... I dont hate you, and I dont regret you cause you alone have made me realize who i am, and what I need, I have forgive you for what you did and myself for letting you, but to resist you I require more then forgiveness, I require inner strenth... which is harder to find, and grows stronger with time.... all I need is time... please give me that one thing and respect my needs.

Forgiving

2005-12-02T21:04:00.000-08:00

The key to being happy after you lose yourself in a version of something that you conjured up in your head but the reality version sucks, is to forgive. Not necessarily for the person who did you wrong, but for yourself. Anger has the ability to consume one's entire being and in the end it doesn't accomplish anything more then making you bitter, sad and self pittying... non of which are optimal. After you forgive that individual, you need to forgive yourself for allowing yourself to be treated that way. You should think of it more as a learning experience, and stop beating yourself up with guilt... its not your fault, as long as you learm from the experience, its not really as big of a mistake as you think. As Ashley alwasy tells me, there are different points in your life where you require something from someone, and that need outweighs all the bad things that this person brought to the relationship. Everything in life is a full circle, and one day that person will get a taste of what they dish out, but untill then, you need to worry about yourself and not about what they did or didn't do. Anger is a very very powerful emotion... not one that should be left outta control. Tami.... I know that both neighbor and batman hurt you, and it seems like no matter what happens to them in the future they will never ever feel the same caliber of pain that you do.. trust me... i know from lots of experience... but eventually you need to forgive them... you will not be trully happy and able to love again untill you do.. you will always find yourslf in a vulnerable position. Don't let them suck anymore out of you... be strong and learn from the experience. (I heart you)

Thank god for friends like Laura, Christina and Georgeo armani

2005-12-02T20:28:00.000-08:00

Well I just wanted to Thank Laura, Christina and Geroge for keeping me awake and sane on wed night/thurs am...as I pulled my all nighter and took care of my girl Not going to mention who or why... thats not important.. but THANK YOU GUYS.... I would be lost without you!

LOVE YOU ALL

Diary of an Angry White Woman ...

2005-12-02T20:05:00.000-08:00

I think that thats the best way to describe how I am feeling after the past 24 hours. The night started off with my hair getting all wet and curly from the rain (vain I know.. but I spent so much time straightening it and then 10 minutes later it looked like hell), then I finally got to Gracies... Only to have me and my cousin stood up by the guys we were meeting there... and ya ... so then we went to the bar she used to work at... definitly sketch. I had a crackwhore tell me all the things she loved about me... so werid... and I had a over 50 yr old man hit on me... yess... not cool at all... especially when I was in a man hating mood from earlier. Then we ended up at Dennys and that was an experience and a half... wow.. So ya I am just another angry bitter, mad as hell white woman.... and the cheese grater is soon to be my best friend.

Sexy Eric

2005-11-27T22:10:00.000-08:00

WOW... Look at those sexy pink pig boxers... I am suprised that he doesn't have every woman in my apartment that night throwing themselves at him... he is definitly irresitable!! HAHAHA

Why can't people just love themselves for who they are

2005-11-27T21:54:00.000-08:00

I Have never been so horrified in my life. Since when do woman need a man to complete themselves or make themselves whole. Honestly... we don't need a man to survive, we can all provide for ourselves, and why would you think any less of yourself just because a male isn;t interested... Hello... his loss. This lovely girl I know.. who is the cutest dork on the planet was stood up last week... so what does she do... instead of going to hang out with her girlfriends and chill out she goes to hull (yes dirtball central) and brings a random home (very irresponsible) and lets him sleep with her (just sleep .. no sex). WHAT IS SHE THINKING?!?!?! I think Jeny did a nice job of yelling at her for that bone head move. Her explaination is that she needed to prove to herself and to that guy that she deserved him... What is that all about. First of all he will never know you did that, secondly if he did he would just think less of you, thirdly why do you care what some guy who doesn't know, care or love you thinks, and fourthly if you are having self esteme issues you should NOT go to a bar a pick up... you just feel worse in the am, not to mention the fact that it is so not safe. Why can't people love themselves for who they are... you are who you are and if you don;t like something that you can change .. change it and if its something you can't change .. live with it, get over it, love yourself and realize that everyone has things they don't like about themselves, no one is perfect... we just are who we are. If a guy rejects you realize that its his loss and there is something better out there for you, never settle and never let a guy change how you think of yourself. You can't begin to expect someone else to love you when you don't even love yourself. No one is meant to be a size 0 and no one is suposed to be flawless. Beauty comes from within, it is something that can't be altered by all the plastic surgery in the world, and its your individual differences and flaws which make one a beautiful person. There is more to everyone then what is on the outside

Now I will get off my soap box and Nancy.. this posting is for you... You are beautiful inside and out, you need to realize and embrace it.. don't be afraid to be who you are... those who are worth having in your life will appreaciate and cherish you for it.

Griffins.. sat night.. uggghhh

2005-11-27T21:44:00.000-08:00

HAHAHA .. Okay.. so went to go meet up with my cousin and her friends on Sat night... I couldn't find Orpheus... which sucked cause I walked around in the freezing cold with 2 jackets on and mittens.. yes I went to a bar wearing mittens (IT WAS FREEZING... and I am not a dumb giggling girl.. I actually wore clothing items).. I decided to go into the bar and wait for her to show up.. anywho I walked in and this guy taped me on the shoulder and we started talking... appeared relativly intelligent... he could finish all of his sentances and hold a converstaion (you would think those are basic skills everyone has.. but apparently its not) so he bought me a drink and we went to dance.. I wasn't really feeling like dancing because there were a ton of people on the dance floor and they were all invading my bubble!! But whatever I went anyways. So my cousin shows up and go to leave to talk to her and he grabs my arm and says " (in an angered tone) no... your going to dance with me now"... hrmm possessive slightly?!?! So I got outta that situation only to be grabed by about 5 other guys throughout the night.. and none of them overly appealing... I mean I guess some would say my standards are high.. but I don;t think they are... All I want is someone who is motivated to do something (aka ambitous), who can finish a sentance (ie. no black english) and who says Hi before they attempt to tongue rape me... I don't think that is asking too much!! So i ended up leaving after that and walking home... a rather long cold walk but atleast I was no longer having serious bubble invasion issues!! Sorry I punked out Jodi... I would have loved to join you in some kinky cages.. but I was really not feeling it!!! ( I can thank Josh for that line!)

My Birthday!!

2005-11-27T21:27:00.000-08:00

I had my 20th birthday on monday... it was awsome... well I had a Pharmocology Midterm at 2pm, which forced me to spend the week and the weekend before my birthday studying like a mad woman... which would make one think I would have kicked that midterms butt.. but instead it still managed to kick mine. Luckily I have an awsome roomate who planned to take me out for dinner and drinks with Joy and April after the exam... so it made my day a slightly less depressing since I was ready to spend it crying in the fetal position!! After Dinner we were going to go out.. but of course we all ate to the point of vomitting, so we opted out for movies inbetween naps back at our apartment!

Then on Thursday the real party happened. Again my hot roomate and best friend decided to outfit me in a ridiculous hat, wand, glow sticks, and sash (stating that I was over the hill)!! I looked absolutly histerical. And I have never had so many strangers hug me (in a non creepy way), buy my drinks and/or slap my ass in my life.. it was werid! I also had 2 guys strip of me at our booth... which was odd .. but so funny.. one guy had a hairy beer belly and the other was wearing these sexy bright orange boxers! We also ran into the guy that called the 2 girls stupid the tuesday before... and he remembered us.. and then proceeded to pelvic thrust my best friends leg... not a good way to get on my good side. I did manage to meet what I thought was an alright guy... I know that you never meet nice guys at the bar.. cause they nice ones aren't likely to come up to you and say something... they are the quiet ones who hang out with their friends and maybe think of approaching someone .. but never do. Anywho I thought I would talk to this guy for awhile... so he tells me that he is a construction worker and lives off unemployment insurance during the winter because hey if they are going to pay him $800 a week to do nothing why not... Okay first of all that is disgustingly lazy, if he is able to work and chooses not too that tells alot about his character, secondly why would you use that as a selling point when your trying to pick up ??? News flash it doesn't impress me that you use my tax dollars to sit on your ass all winter and do nothing when you are able to work just cause you are lazy... GET A JOB LIKE THE REST OF US. Yess I did say alot of that too him, and after I did, he asked if I wasnted to go out on a date... OH DEAR

Gracies on Tues

2005-11-27T21:15:00.000-08:00

k... so me and my super hot roomate went to gracies last Tues, and we planned to meet up with Brenden, and his hot roomate Kyle... the guy my hot roomate has been after for like months!!
Ww froze our asses of in line... but it was worth it to see these 2 retarded girls... prolly same age as me.. maybe a bit older wait in line (when its atleast 10 below) in jeans and a t-shirt... A T-SHIRT?!?!?! Nuts ... but the best part was that the guy they were talking to said "wow, you girls aren't too smart are you?" and The replied with "(giggling) ya... were actually kinda stuid (more giggling)" Honestly.... Who calls themselves stupid, not too mention lets a random ass call them stupid... wholy lack of self respect. NOT COOL. Then we got inside and had some slightly skecthy characters hit on us... also not cool, so we hid in a corner till the guys showed up!! When we finally met up with them, it turned out to be a pretty fun night which ended in her being a huge flirt, a sharpe fight which ruined most of our clothing and some nose picking... between Kyle and Ash... I was sleeping.. well Pretending to ingore the vulgarness going on beside me! Oh ya and some guy asked if Ash and I ever ate food (implying we look anorexic... which we don't) and the best part was that he asked us while we were eating pizza... and ash was even eating her toppings that fell on the ground.. sick yesss... but us anorexic girls have to get our nutrition some how!

On Crap

2005-11-14T20:55:00.000-08:00

So I went to On Tap (aka On crap) on sat night... was dragged out by Nikki... it wasn;t our first, second or thrid pick... but everything else was packed.... and well on tap sucks so we could get in. I got to meet Erics gf... wow is all I have to say... I have never met her sober.. so I dunno what she is normally like... but she was quite the show stoped on sat night!! Hrmmm a bit sketch... It was a lame night... i supose good to get out... but definitly lame. I saw some nasty girls in white spande suits handing out free beer and dancing on a speaker, a werid guy dancing on a speaker all night while wiping his sweaty head, some other werid guys attempting to hit on us, 80% of the girls were either fake looking, or super fat with it all hanging out... not a nice sight. Michael Michael wasn't drunk so no fun dance moves... and he totally promised to buy us drinks and didn't ... bastard. Although a big black guy outside asked us id we knew what was better then hot chocloate... and we were assuming he would say something vulgar that would result in a slap or a kick in the junk... but he replied with a bear hug... totally caught me off guard. Then some homeless men called Nikki, Christie and I Charlie's Angels... histerical, and some werid mexicans in a red car yelled nasty things at us... that part wasn't cute or funny... really just disgusting. Again... reasons to not go to a bar sober... especailly not on tap

2005-11-14T20:45:00.000-08:00

PICS FROM JOHN DEERE @ CABIN

John Deere Night!!

2005-11-14T20:16:00.000-08:00

Tight... so I went to a John Deere party at Cabin on Friday night. It was not what I was expecting but it was fun. I wasn't drinking cause I had an anatomy midterm on monday, but I dressed like a fool anyways... I pulled out the Trucker hat... which suprisingly got me more compliments then when I actually put effort into looking nice... which has caused me to maybe re think my current wardrobe. I have also decided that going to a bar sober is not a pile of fun. First of all it was packed... I was being bum raped by so many men and woman it was hard to keep track of exactly who was in my bubble at that moment. So we made the executive decison to go downstairs... which was much less crowded.. I could stick my arms out and run around in circles without touching another body! That made me happy... but then some pretty boys decided to maneuver their way over to our table... we were stuck with them the rest of the night .. unfotunatly. I was eaten by a gross frenchman... he actually walked up to me and bit me... HE BIT ME?!?!?!?!?! Then with his valent effort of i guess trying to seductivly bit my ear (not sure why he thinks I will sleep with him if he bits me.. but ya) he missed my ear and sucked on my hair. So not only do I have a sore swollen neck, sticky clothes from all the drinks that were so nicely spilt on me.. but now I have crunchy frechman slober hair. On the way home I think I had about 6 ppl yell comments on me an Jenny... and since I had nothing to drink... I was not overly excited about this... although some lovely men did play rock-paper-siscors with me at a stop light... very entertaining. We waited in line at McDics for food... only to almost get killed by a huge mob fight... so we settled for pizza. The only plus of the whole night was Michael Michaels dance moves... man were these something you have never seen before.... HISTERICAL. He challange a break - dancer who was spinning on his head with the sprinkler followed by the shopping cart... I have never laughed so hard in my life... no inhibitions. He even invented his own unique moves. It was a must see event... Hopefully everyone will have the chance to enjoy that someday.

update on body hair

2005-11-07T21:09:00.000-08:00

Okay so I said a bit of chest hair was a turn on, but mad willabeast chest or arm hair.. not so much... if i need a machette to find my way around the hottness factor is lost. And please don;t post pictures of it on hot or not, and speedos are definitly not hot

I want to vomit on all men

2005-11-07T17:31:00.000-08:00

How is it that no matter how many different way you state it, hostile or not they just don't get it. Are they all retards who are self centered an oblivious to the world around them, or is it something else? When I say I don't want to talk to you... I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. I think Jenny summed it up perfectly in her blog... I also would rather torture myself endlessly then have to have a coversation with or see "that guy". I WANT TO VOMIT ON THEM ALL

Trials and Tribulations of Pharmacology

2005-11-07T17:24:00.000-08:00

So me and the girls are on the way back from the caf and ya we run into one of the nurses, he invites us to this thing at the cabin, but to be honest, I was not paying attention to the words comming out of his mouth, but to the hair comming out of the top of his shirt. That sounds gross, but its not like he was a willabeast, it was just a little bit, just enough to distract my thoughts for the rest of the day. damn chest hair! I am serious... its one of those weird turn ons. Jenna - I understand your wish to rub your face in it, but not your desire to rub your feet on a bald mans head. Anywho me and Alana spent most of the class talking about chest hair and boys in general, we also decided that we could never date a guy that weighed less then us, I mean as superfical as that sounds, we would just feel inadequete.

I am sure its comforting to know that as nursing students who are suposed to be learning about life saving drugs, we are distracted by chest hair!

Ahhh Halloween

2005-11-07T17:15:00.000-08:00

Ahh so I haven't been on in awhile... I was hiding in my closet after the halloween antics. Sooo If you were at my party I am sure you have heard/saw all the loveliness go down!! ahahaha Well basically we made an awsome penis cake... it was crazy, huge and delicous... makes me wish all penis's were covered in buttercream icing. It was Nikkis 19th so Chrsitie and I had all her friends meet here and suprise her... and her reaction was a classic. Then the drinking began... and well it didn't really stop. I now dislike Jack... he was my reliable boyfriends for awhile, but after monday I have grown less fond of him! I think we all drank too much that night, their were a few pukers throughout the night, we lost a few girls before we even made it to the bar! I made it to the bar, with my bus pass along side as my piece of ID (yess I am a tool). So I walked home to get my real ID and thats when the grossness that is me began. Thanks to Jenny, Mike and Ash at the end.. I heart you all and when your in need I will attempt to help!!

Nikki

2005-10-28T00:13:00.000-07:00

ahhh Nikki... fiestiest girl I know... If anyone is going to guilt you into buying her a drink or cop an attitude when your talking to, or give you the 3 finger slap in a bar... its Nikki... awsomeest girl on the planet... can't wait till your 19 babe!!

Christie

2005-10-28T00:00:00.000-07:00

This would be my girl christie.... She is awsome... guarenteed good time right there! I love that fact that girl loves country... finally someone (other then michael michael of course) that hearts country as much as me... yes I do tone it down a bit when I am around the general public.. only becuase I know that people don't feel the same!! She is the only girl that will sing Strawberry Wine at the top of her lungs with me on my belcony, when I live in the ghetto (in case you don;t know.. the ghetto is strickly rap). hahaha i love it. She dresses like a cowgirl with me for halloween and stays up all night for fake-egg breakfests after a night of heavy drinking... MAN I HEART THIS GIRL

"Shes gone country... back to her roots, she's gone country a new kinda talk, she's gone country a new kinda walk" Ahh that one was for you... this time the mic was on!!!

Check out that lamp shade... definitly brad paisly inspired

2005-10-27T23:58:00.000-07:00

GET ER' DONE LADIES

On Tap...Costume Party

2005-10-27T23:44:00.000-07:00

Oh dear, so I hit up On tap tonight.. only the worst bar ever... but i survived. It was the costume party, and I gotta say.. I was higly overdressed for such an event. I have never in my life seen so much T & A.. and this factors in all the porn I have watched! It was insane in the membrane.. but if I had a smokin hot body I would show er off as well! What an odd night. Christie, Nikki and myself were out on the pattio and this guy walked up to us and said (and I am not kidding.. ask them) "is there a star trek convention in town?" and we were like WTF.. umm i don't know and he said "cause you guys are so fucking hot.. ur eyes are outta this world"... I have never laughed so hard in my life.. man that memory is sticking! On a plus we ran into some nice guys that bought us drinks... they actually new a friend of mine from ajax... its amazing how many ppl know kyle harper... kinda sad for him i supose but you know.. whatever works! The guy I was talking to complemented my shoes and the knew that they are actually slippers... which I though was histerical... what guy notices that shit... its not like they look like slippes (they aren't big and fuzzy!!) Anywho.. it was a great night!!

.... And I behaved myself... thank god... I can't afford to get myself another name... People are just beging to forget my last one!!!

Reasons why I can no longer go to F & S

2005-10-27T23:32:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA, okay so if these two pics aren't enough to give you an accurate image as to why I am no longer allowed to show my face in F & S again I shall describe the night for ya. It all started when I get an email from my prof saying that due to her kids illnesses we no longer have class on thursday. I have no liqour because me and the girls were planning on singing kareokee and having 1 beer, yes 1... and just having a low key night, so I find out theres no class... original plan is now out the window! We drink wine, so left over malibu and unlabeled liqour my grandparents gave me.... yes unlabeled is not a good sign!! Christie, Ash and myself drink a bit... well more then a bit actually and head to the bar. Courtney makes a complete ass of herself, hits on a few too many randoms, gets free drinks/shots and then walks home with her hot roomate. I get home and I pass out on my couch... so Ash thinks that I will have a better sleep in my own bed, so she takes off my jeans (her reasoning is that it will get me to move faster... it didn't), I finally awake and walk to my bed with my bare ass exposed and pass out in bed. hahaha it was awsome!! There are some other moments in there that are way to embarrasing to reveal.. but if you know me I am sure you can fill in the blanks... I fear family memebers reading this so I shall keep er 14A!!! Anywho I am never EVER going back to F&S unless I get a nice facial reconstruction!!! Hahaha it was an awsome night that I don't remember, and from the stories I hope I don't ever. oh ya I actually had enough liquid courage in me to sing.. yes I sanf some country music infront of alot of ppl... and the DJ actually turned our mics off... we were that terrible!!!!

AHHHHH I love it!!!!

P to the S... Jarrod smells lovely

2005-10-25T22:21:00.000-07:00

JARROD SMELLS MUCH LIKE MASCULIN ZEST SOAP.... ITS ORGASMIC!!! I heart you

2005-10-25T22:15:00.000-07:00

Look ... It's Michael Michael.... Im not too sure how he got two names, but Jenny (the hot sexy blonde) and I have decided that from now on he has dual first names! Michael Michael is my country counterpart.. well he splits the role with Christie... you'll meet her later! He is awsome to canoodle with, and drink with and go to wally mart with... actually he is awsome most of the time... and he even enjoys butt plugs... comon ladies.. as if that isn't hot

2005-10-25T22:09:00.001-07:00

Hey look.... It's Jarrod in foam... bout time you suds up.... smelly!! Actually Jarrod is awsome... he dresses up as giant hairy hamsters, he brings you ice cream at 4 am when he is hammered, he passes out in parks, drives you places, and fedex's me wine gums!!! Oh and he makes out with random girls at the bar... oh jarrod.. your my second white!! I heart ya

2005-10-25T22:09:00.000-07:00

This is my super hot roomate.... ahahaha she is going to murder me when she see this one posted!!!! She plays default over and over again, and always says "heck yessss" ahaha she is adorable.

P.S. get her tequila and she is a happy woman.. but make sure you have a camera or you will miss kodak moments like this one!!! Love ya ash

ahh Phlegm Gremlins

2005-10-25T21:54:00.000-07:00

me Jenny, Me, Leandra, Laura

hahaha what is up...

hehehe well I figured that since this appears to be the new trend, I shall too jump on the band wagon. I am currently suffering from a serious case of Phlegm Gremlins. In case you are all wondering what this is (all meaning my limited number of friends), it is the green stringy snot you get in your nose when your sick, that over the course of a few nights swallow, and then at the end of your disease state begin to cough up. It is a lovely experience, and if you have yet to enjoy one of these phlegm gremlin attacks, you should really think about contracting a cold.. I infact have one I am trying to get rid of!!

So ya, its super late and I just watched the Amityville Horror... clearly the new one since I am not lame!! Its pretty creepy... I jumped a few times, and well I am not going to lie.. me and my roomate almost had to canoodle to survive the night. Instead I opted out for creating a blog and talking to my tight ass friends... and not closing my eyes, since I get a visual of rotting faces!

Hrmm well there isn't much left to chat about.... I am in the middle of plotting to kill whomever encourage such gremlin action... so I think I shall return to that very important task..

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